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	<description>Ms. Eva McCane presents, The Trials And Tribulations of One Wild Woman</description>
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		<title>Do A Naked Cannonball</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In life, we make choices.  Many based on our fears of the unknown.  Some let the fears take control of their decisions, while others explore the very things that frighten them.  The saying, &#8220;test the waters,&#8221; always comes to mind&#8230;how can you really experience something if you&#8217;ll only commit to dunking a toe in.  Not possible.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Big V</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2013/02/13/the-big-v/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-big-v</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The big V is upon us.  Valentine&#8217;s Day, dirty birds.  Get your heads outta the gutter.  This infamous holiday is supposed to be about love and passion and romance, but it generally ends in disappointment.  Men associate emotional attachment with physical expression&#8230;touching, kissing, and fucking.  Women, however, are not such simple creatures.  The females of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snow Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some fun snow day ideas. Make sheet angels.  Rather than bundling up and going out into the cold to make snow angels, take off all your clothes and hop into bed for some sheet angels.  Just a quick warm-up for what could be a lovely snow day rhomp. Eat treats.  I believe this is a fun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cult.  The Crossfit Cult.</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2013/01/29/the-cult-the-crossfit-cult/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-cult-the-crossfit-cult</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people who join cults aren&#8217;t necessarily crazy to begin with.  They&#8217;re just searching for something.  Seeking fulfillment for a hole in their happiness.  They get recruited by people with a cause.  They detect passion, and after enough persistence that passion becomes a little bit contagious.  Outsiders view cults as a bunch of crazies.  They see obsession and loose screws.  And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Baking and Boning</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2013/01/23/baby-baking-and-boning/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=baby-baking-and-boning</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2013/01/23/baby-baking-and-boning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pregnant sex is a beautiful thing.  That can sometimes get ugly.  Raging hormones and an ever-changing body can present new obstacles and the need for adaptation.  It forces communication in situations that may otherwise be uncomfortable.  Prego pounding demands patience, flexibility, and no fear.The first trimester is an exploration of tolerance.  Sometimes, the idea of a penis anywhere near your vagina, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reactional Rants</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, my mind is on some controversial topics that I just can&#8217;t stay quiet about.  I&#8217;m sure many disagree with my perspective, and I respect that, but just felt an overwhelming need to step onto my soap box for a bit&#8230; Newtown &#8211; I&#8217;ve held back, but I can&#8217;t any longer.  First, I think we can all agree that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unexpected Sweethearts &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/12/19/unexpected-sweethearts-part-2/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=unexpected-sweethearts-part-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/?p=943</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Please reference Part 1 prior to reading   I&#8217;ve never been one to give credit where it&#8217;s not due.  And when it came to the bedroom, I&#8217;ve always been a tough critic.  I enjoy sex a great deal.  When it&#8217;s worth my time.  I do not play well with small penis&#8217;.  I do not enjoy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unexpected Sweethearts &#8211; Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/12/13/unexpected-sweethearts-part-1/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=unexpected-sweethearts-part-1</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/12/13/unexpected-sweethearts-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most stories of everlasting love begin with romance and serendipitous circumstance.  Tales of innocent flirtation and courting are common.   In my case, the pairing process that lead me to my soul-mate was accompanied by intentions much less pure than most.  Turns out, bad girl behavior sometimes gets you exactly what you want.  We&#8217;ll call him Roo&#8230;     It all began with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Style De Doggy</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/11/15/style-de-doggy/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=style-de-doggy</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/11/15/style-de-doggy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 01:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to sex, a standard position on most repertoire is doggy style.  You tap that ass missionary, then mix it up with something different but not too kinky.  It&#8217;s like the 2nd base of the puppy pounding game.  And this canine-like copulation can really can come in handy.  Here are some times when it might be who of you to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Testicle Talk</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/11/05/testicle-talk/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=testicle-talk</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/11/05/testicle-talk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Balls are weird.  They&#8217;re called the stepchild of the penis for a reason.  They&#8217;re weird.  They dangle there, seemingly unattached to any other internal organ, encapsulated only by an excess of skin.   And they&#8217;re moody.  One minute they&#8217;re stuck to the inside of a knee, the next minute they&#8217;ve retreated to a secret hide-out for safe keeping.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be A Giver.  A Gift Giver.</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/11/02/be-a-giver-a-gift-giver/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=be-a-giver-a-gift-giver</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/11/02/be-a-giver-a-gift-giver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 18:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many couples struggle with gift-giving.  And unconditional love isn&#8217;t always as awesome to receive as material objects and gifted acts.  So here is a layout of annual gift-giving suggestions. Valentine&#8217;s Day For Women: Flowers are fine, but lazy and expensive.  Chocolates are always fantastic but that&#8217;s often times not enough.  IOU coupon books are total [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Final Piece</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/24/the-final-piece/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-final-piece</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/24/the-final-piece/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, around this time, I wrote a post to the love of my life.  Only I still hadn&#8217;t figured out who that person was.   (Please reference http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2011/11/14/a-letter-to-my-puzzle-pieces/).  I&#8217;m still of the belief that people are each unique pieces in a puzzle that makes up the overlapping lives of many individuals.  Some fit, some do not.  Some are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bodily Blueprints: The Frontal Frills</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/24/bodily-blueprints-the-frontal-frills/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=bodily-blueprints-the-frontal-frills</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/24/bodily-blueprints-the-frontal-frills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nipples are super fun accessories on the basic body.  As mammals, we are all predisposed to have an affection for these happy extensions of the chest.  Male or female, you were born with some of your very own special nipples.  I think of them like freckles&#8230;no one person had perfectly identical sets.  The variations in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Des Moines: Diamond of the Midwest</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/16/des-moines-diamond-of-the-midwest/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=des-moines-diamond-of-the-midwest</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/16/des-moines-diamond-of-the-midwest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/?p=885</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Des Moines is nothing short of a rare gem.  A unique and polished beauty.  A product of her environment and it&#8217;s inhabitants.  Growing up I always hated Des Moines.  I aspired to things &#8220;greater&#8221; than could be offered in my mini metro.  Things I thought only existed in Chicago, New York, San Francisco.  I saw nothing but a boring rock and underestimated the combination [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Falling For You</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/11/falling-for-you/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=falling-for-you</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/10/11/falling-for-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/?p=879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m about to share a harsh reality, ladies; some guys just won&#8217;t dig you.  So don&#8217;t bother spreading your legs in attempt to &#8220;charm&#8221; them all.  I believe that nearly all initial face-to-face attractions are due to pheromones; unique chemical excretions that trigger social responses.  It&#8217;s a scientific perspective on what most people call &#8220;chemistry&#8221;.  The term is actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Think Kink</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/08/28/think-kink/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=think-kink</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/08/28/think-kink/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 20:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[XXX]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pure Romance parties are for classy closet sluts.  Which is why I&#8217;m hosting one this weekend.  I&#8217;ve actually never had the opportunity to attend one, so I&#8217;m looking forward to this new and interesting experience.  A group of sexually experimental girls cooped up in a living room with wine, chocolate, sex toys, and lubricants.  I&#8217;ll let your minds wander for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sensible Splurging</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/08/27/sensible-splurging/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=sensible-splurging</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/08/27/sensible-splurging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are times when spending a substantial amount of money is acceptable.  There are specific items that, by nature, may require a larger investment if quality is of any importance.  And because you often get what you pay for, that extra cash can contribute to a good cause.  Think, for example, of hookers.  If you find what appears to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boobies And Botox</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In February I got new boobies.  I&#8217;m sure the immediate imagery is one of porn-star-sized melons.  I hate to disappoint, but that&#8217;s not the case.  Despite the fact that I used to criticize and stereotype women that sought plastic perfection, I now have a significantly different perspective on things.  One I&#8217;d like to share.  Here&#8217;s my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Orgasm Olympics</title>
		<link>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/08/07/the-orgasm-olympics/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-orgasm-olympics</link>
		<comments>http://www.icouldntmakethisshitupblog.com/2012/08/07/the-orgasm-olympics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 21:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men sometimes believe that just because a woman moans, they deserve the gold medal of orgasms.  That would be an inaccurate assumption, fellas.  It would be like handing over golds to any athlete that qualified.  And we all know that&#8217;s not how it works.  There are winners and losers (yes, losers &#8211; this is not a blog about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Female Findings: Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eva McCane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now on to the complex minds of the women of this world.  The thought process from one woman to another varies so greatly that it&#8217;s difficult to identify the most common internal dialogue, but I&#8217;ll do my best (again, based on pure scientific research and girly gossip). Narration With A One-Nighter Before:  Shit!  I didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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